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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #15180
Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
Quote #1183
It takes two to speak the truth–one to speak and the other to hear.
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The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
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It is by imitation, far more than by precept, that we learn everything; and...
Quote #1246
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is...