Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #25801
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
Quote #28198
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Quote #9630
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #28373
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #13085
Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.
Quote #3202
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Quote #33644
The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
Quote #13393
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.