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Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.
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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
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When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
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