Quote #12886
If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
Quote #4158
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Quote #24056
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #25399
When one door closes another door opens but we so often look so long...
Quote #11482
Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Quote #24586
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #14082
The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by...