Quote #21195
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Quote #19077
We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #8873
Work is not always required. There is such a thing as sacred idleness.
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #32463
Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #3477
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...