Quote #3557
If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for...
Quote #309
Like having your own licence to print money.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7215
To perceive is to suffer.
Quote #4328
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,To speak...
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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #7597
A really great man is known by three signs… generosity in the design, humanity...
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #6569
It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how...