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Ricky Here’s what I’m gonna ask of you… We’re going to be spending the...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
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The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep...
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...