Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #2787
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
Quote #12525
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking...
Quote #20994
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of...
Quote #11977
Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #6320
The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.