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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
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Don’t worry about your originality. You couldn’t get rid of it even if you...
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If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I...
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Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity...
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
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Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money...
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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.