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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #11703
Witness at all times. If necessary, use words.
Quote #26979
He was a genius – that is to say, a man who does superlatively...
Quote #22868
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
Quote #22593
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #22626
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.