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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
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Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
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He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Assassination has never changed the history of the world.
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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...