Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28410 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Napoleon Bonaparte Quote #25787 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Billy Madison Quote #16558 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Charles Haddon Spurgeon Quote #31787 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Frank Leahy Quote #667 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
William Shakespeare, "King Henry VI Part II", Act 4 scene 1 Quote #4911 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Epicurus Quote #19891 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
Benjamin Disraeli Quote #18930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Assassination has never changed the history of the world.
Dumb & Dumber Quote #23528 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...