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If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
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The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they...
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
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After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat,...
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Ask advice only of your equals.