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Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is...
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking...
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Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to...
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Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
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To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.