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We live in a rainbow of Chaos.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good...
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Niether a borrower nor a lender be.