Quote #15835
Live truth instead of professing it.
Quote #32864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Quote #17926
The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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We can often tell by a man’s walk whose son he is, and we...
Quote #10815
But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
Quote #7511
Man…is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #3582
Truth, springs from agrument amongst friends.
Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.