Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #20331
Give yourself something to work toward–constantly.
Quote #1344
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to...
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #6265
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #17039
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #10286
I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.