Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #10127
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
Quote #3140
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they...
Quote #26284
Once in the racket you’re always in it.
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #10513
As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
Quote #30400
Laws were made to be broken.
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #21964
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...