Quote #20733
One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead.
Quote #5018
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #10407
If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at...
Quote #13559
Sentimentality is a superstructure covering brutality.
Quote #18670
If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We...
Quote #5618
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #26312
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
Quote #27857
The people people have for friends You common sense appall But the people people...