Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #16763
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up...
Quote #24741
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #12632
He who controls the past controls the future.
Quote #4633
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #22454
From a fallen tree, all make kindling.
Quote #3646
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
Quote #3543
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.