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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
Quote #760
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #13523
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #31689
A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an...
Quote #29511
Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it...