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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
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In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an...
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
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Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
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Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It...
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Whatever God’s dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true...
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And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.