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If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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The very fact of its finding itself in agreement with other minds perturbs it,...
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The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your...
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A good novel tells you the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
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He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...
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I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study...
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The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
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The most essential factor is persistence – the determination never to allow your energy...