Quote #10081
He who is sorrowful can force himself to smile, but he who is glad...
Quote #17336
How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be When there’s no help in truth
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #11316
Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.
Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #34417
Words have a longer life than deeds.
Quote #24925
All is ephemeral,–fame and the famous as well.
Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.