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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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When you are at Rome live in the Roman style when you are elsewhere...
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
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I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...
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I’ve had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with...
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.