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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
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By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in...
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.