Quote #2823
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...
Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
Quote #16100
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #14602
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Quote #7188
To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #18527
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...