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I guess each of us, at some time, finds one person with whom we...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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Habits are safer than rules you don’t have to watch them. And you don’t...
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Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...