Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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…in song the words tend to lose their significance, do often lose it, while...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
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How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in...
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May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #1514
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
Quote #29335
Say what you know, do what you must, come what may.