Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.
Quote #14798
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #26901
All my life through, the new sights of nature made me rejoice like a...
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #33275
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
Quote #13284
Souls woven together by the gods can never be unraveled.
Quote #20217
It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.