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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a...
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The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those...
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This is no time to make new enemies.
Quote #12723
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.