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God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
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The way to become boring is to say everything.
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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
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Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that...
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We ought not be over anxious to encourage innovation, in case of doubtful improvement,...
Quote #14607
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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It’s no good trying to keep up old friendships. It’s painful for both sides....
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.