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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
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Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
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There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in...
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
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If you’re able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.