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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
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Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
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It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
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Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step only he...
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There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think...
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Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.