Quote #29071
All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the...
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #8492
Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.
Quote #20528
Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the...
Quote #3874
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #9051
At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #25296
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #13542
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.