Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #18268
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #26557
Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
Quote #30949
Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
Quote #13506
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #2136
A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #26068
I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...
Quote #25303
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.