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The price is what you pay; the value is what you receive.
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To change and to change for the better are two different things.
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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
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You’re never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never...
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The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
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If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators