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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
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When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
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The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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Bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness,...