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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Quote #4798
At any rate, I am convinced that He does not play dice.
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...
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All of us can think of a book… that we hope none of our...
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The way to become boring is to say everything.
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.