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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...
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Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts…
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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Deus ex machina A god from the machine
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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
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A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave...
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If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.