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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
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Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
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All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...
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I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other,...