Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28230 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Mickey Rooney Quote #31248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Clarence Darrow Quote #21728 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
Woody Allen Quote #18337 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Aeschylus Quote #24736 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend’s success without envy.
Robert Louis Stephenson Quote #17929 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Author Unknown Quote #15650 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a...
Voltaire, Letter to Frederick, 1767 Quote #5209 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.
Epicures Quote #14210 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The greater difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation...
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu Quote #14266 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Civility costs nothing and buys everything.