Quote #17467
The perfecting of one’s self is the fundamental base of all progress and all...
Quote #29780
There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #1497
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #27879
For every romantic possiblity, no matter how robust, there exists at least one equal...
Quote #19678
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #31800
It is said that our anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but...
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #23315
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. (Quoting...