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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
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Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
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The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...