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You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....
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The computer is a moron.
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Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.
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We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.
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My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.