Quote #31841
Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
Quote #14138
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who...
Quote #30119
The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
Quote #463
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a...
Quote #3729
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #6331
We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
Quote #3250
I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
Quote #34837
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.