Quote #3318
The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #2983
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #14273
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Quote #14189
All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions....
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #5473
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #12153
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
Quote #21654
I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...