Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #30849
He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey...
Quote #26623
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #33364
All television is children’s television.
Quote #24876
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #30358
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #10352
The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #11250
A stumble may prevent a fall.