Quote #32837
It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #24292
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #32653
Only now did I become throughly acquainted with the seducer of our people. It...
Quote #6796
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #10074
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!