Quote #30837
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #23751
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
Quote #304
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #4048
Life…..is a series of dogs.
Quote #2792
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Quote #10674
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
Quote #7867
To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...