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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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A witty saying proves nothing.
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In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
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Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
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What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our...
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Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which...